Notes to spammers

1. No, I do not wish to join the heartbreakers' club.
2. There is an "f" in "shaft" and anyway, it's not the word you're looking for.
3. I'm glad to hear you accept Codeine as well as Visa; however, though I do happen to have some expired codeine in the cupboard, I don't think I want to trade it for anything you're selling.
4. Stop telling me you have pictures of my wife. I have no wife, and it would be illegal for me to get one -- even here in Canada.
5. 81% off? That's just weird.