Ad Orientation

Learned at Parents' Orientation today:

1. New this year: Swine flu policy.
2. If road cones are placed across the school driveway, parents should not remove them and drive through.
3. The school is not a peanut-free zone, but a peanut-aware zone. ("We are aware peanuts exist.")
4. The kneeling test for girls' skirts is still with us.
5. So are portable classrooms. Sigh.