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"Yeah, I know it's kind of out of control, but when I see something like this old rug I think, wow, I could sharpen my claws on that till they wore down to stubs and there'd still be some left. The table's a little big, sure, but it keeps the rain off me, and on sunny days I can sit on top and see forever.

"Of course, I'm always taking in stray humans, too. I just feel so sorry for them. They can't fend for themselves in the wild . . . "