The better part of that second word on the Victoria Cross

I was going to update this little public domain story for a GC post, then decided it might be too inflammatory coming from outside the States. Here in Efisga, it's different.

A congressman from Missouri tells an Englishman: "The whole trouble is that we Americans need a damn good licking."

"Yes, you do," says the Englishman, pleased -- for a moment, because the congressman goes on:

"But there ain't no one can do it."