Leftover Vegetables

A guy named Alonzo Bodden, on the Jay Leno show, says pretty much what I feel about health scare stories in the news:

A couple of years ago, tomatoes were deadly. Remember that? A tomato was deadly, and the year before that it was spinach. The FDA is run by a seven-year-old kid that hates vegetables.

Tomatoes and spinach? C'mon! Everyone knows it's carrots that'll kill you. Also parsnips, turnips (anything that ends in "nip" bites), cabbage -- I call it Attack of the Winter Vegetables.