And more spam

The watch spammers are back, with their empty promises:

With our watches boring time will go faster

An elegant watch will make you act more confident


And one just not making sense: Is the apostrophe in "don't" supposed to trip the spam filter?

Don-t wait until you become rich v get a designer watch now


Speaking of not making sense:


Ted with; and so she took to the chil


How about this one:


Western Union transfer is available for withdrawal


Ooh, and I bet you want me to cash it and send you part of the money.


Don't expect me to open either one of these:


Are you silly, writing it?

If you’re reading it:

Next time, tell me in the subject line what "it" is.