The closest we come is maple leaf cookies in the park on Canada Day

There's an archnemesis for every superhero, and in Confessions of Super Mom it's the president of a company that makes patriotic junk food:

• Patriot Pops
• Democracy Drops
• Liberty Lemonade popsicles
• Betsy-Ross-a-Roni

What would be the equivalents in this mighty queendom?

Parliamentary Pops? Dominion Drops? Empire Loyalty Lemonade? Sir John A. -- no, his last name is pretty thoroughly taken.