Signs that you're just *dreaming* you're back in high school (or what I wish I'd remembered last night)

• Your carpool mates are your teenage son and someone you knew in the Air Force 25 years ago
• The carpool driver is someone who's been dead for seven years
• When your mom, who lives 3000 miles away, worries that you're going to miss your ride, you say you can drive yourself in your ancient Toyota Camry
• When you get to school, you don't remember your schedule -- but that's okay, because all they want you to do is iron costumes for the school play