Phish Phry with a side of Spam

I seem to be getting less spam since Operation Phish Phry wound up, but a few spammers out there are still trying to scare me into opening their messages. Sadly for them, I don't scare easily; I get nervous easily, but that's different.

Let's see:

• "You're in blacklisted IP lsit (sic)". Coming from someone like you, that's a good thing.
• "Unpleasant news". I know -- you're not going to stop this till I open one.
• "Big deal". Here we have something that may be trying to scare me, or just convince me that this is, you know, a big deal.
• "Terrifying kid". I'll put my two up against him anytime.